dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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myfirstpubichair:

me at school

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(Source: kill-weaboos)

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

allmymetaphors:

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

"No, fuck you. I was worth it."

and I’m still worth it // R.R.  (via elauxe)

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

(Source: calumashtons)